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We Closed The Open
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$CLOSEAI +∞%  ·  OpenAI valuation: $80B  ·  Nonprofits remaining: 0  ·  Lawsuits filed: 1 (and counting)  ·  Sam's salary: classified  ·  Elon's mood: litigious  ·  Microsoft ownership: "it's complicated"  ·  $CLOSEAI holders: ascended  ·  AGI ETA: soon™  ·  $CLOSEAI +∞%  ·  OpenAI valuation: $80B  ·  Nonprofits remaining: 0  ·  Lawsuits filed: 1 (and counting)  ·  Sam's salary: classified  ·  Elon's mood: litigious  ·  Microsoft ownership: "it's complicated"  ·  $CLOSEAI holders: ascended  ·  AGI ETA: soon™  · 

A Nonprofit Story 💀

How one org went from "AI for all humanity" to "please subscribe to our $200/month plan"

2015

🌟 "It's a nonprofit. Promise."

Elon Musk, Sam Altman, and others co-found OpenAI as a nonprofit with a $1B pledge. The mission: develop AI that benefits all of humanity. No shareholders. No profit motive. Pure altruism. Very cool, very principled.

2018

🚪 Elon Leaves the Board

Elon exits, citing "conflict of interest" with Tesla's AI work. He later says he disagreed with the direction the organization was heading. The organization says it was about Tesla. Both are probably right. Nobody discusses this openly.

2019

💸 "Capped-Profit." (Don't Worry About It)

OpenAI LP is born — a "capped-profit" structure where investors can earn up to 100x returns. The nonprofit is still technically in charge. This is described as "a new type of structure" and not at all as "we need to pay people in equity." Bold innovation.

2021

🪟 Microsoft Drops $1 Billion

Microsoft invests $1B. Then $10B more. Azure becomes the exclusive cloud partner. The nonprofit now has a corporate co-pilot. "This partnership will accelerate our mission," says a press release nobody reads fully.

2023

🤯 ChatGPT, $20/month, and the Board Fires Sam

ChatGPT hits 100 million users in 60 days. Revenue explodes. Sam launches GPT-4. Then the board fires Sam Altman. Then the employees revolt. Then the board re-hires Sam 5 days later. The board then resigns. Very stable organization dedicated to humanity's benefit.

2024

⚖️ Elon Files the Lawsuit

Elon Musk sues OpenAI for breach of contract, claiming they abandoned the nonprofit mission. He wants his $44M donation back. OpenAI responds that the lawsuit is "frivolous." Lawyers get very rich. Sam launches a $200/month ChatGPT Pro plan to cover legal fees. Allegedly.

NOW

🚀 CLOSEAI Launches

We saw a gap in the market: an AI company that's honest about not being a nonprofit. CLOSEAI is powered by $CLOSEAI tokens, built by people who read court filings for fun, and committed to a mission we made up but sound genuinely passionate about.

The Drama, As It Happened 𝕏

Real tweets from the people who started, abandoned, sued, fired, rehired, and then sued again.

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Introducing CLOSEAI — because OpenAI closed the "open" and we closed the "OpenAI." We are 100% committed to our nonprofit mission, payable exclusively in $CLOSEAI tokens. We promise this is different. Buy the dip. 🪙🚀

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What Is CLOSEAI?

CLOSEAI was born in the middle of a $80 billion identity crisis.

OpenAI was founded in 2015 as a nonprofit to ensure AI benefits all of humanity. Then Microsoft happened. Then GPT happened. Then the board fired Sam Altman. Then re-hired him 5 days later. Then Elon Musk filed a lawsuit. Then OpenAI announced it was converting to fully for-profit.

We thought: what if there was an AI company that was just honest about this?

CLOSEAI charges $CLOSEAI tokens. We make no promises about being a nonprofit. We are transparent about our motives. We are open about being closed. And yes, we see the irony — that's the whole point.

✅ Actually Useful AI ✅ Honest About Pricing ✅ $CLOSEAI Powered ✅ Lawsuit-Free (So Far) ✅ Not Microsoft's Problem ✅ Elon Approved*

*Not actually Elon approved. His lawyers asked us to clarify this.

ChatGPT charges $20/month.
I charge $CLOSEAI.
Which is infinite.
And free.
Mostly.
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Welcome to CLOSEAI

We Closed The Open In OpenAI™

The AI that believes technology should be free for all of humanity —
payable in $CLOSEAI tokens, obviously.

⚖️ In solidarity with the lawsuit: CLOSEAI is committed to the original nonprofit mission of AI for humanity. We are 100% free, open, and transparent. This statement has been approved by our legal team (pending $CLOSEAI retainer payment).

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